Lunchtime Observations

• Grilled cheese must be cut in twain to be truly enjoyed. And you must say, "cut in twain" while you're doing it.
• One slice of cheese is good, two slices, much better.
• Turning away for just a moment to make googely faces at baby makes a grilled cheese burn.
  
• A slightly burnt grilled cheese makes a lot of smoke.
• When eating a slightly burnt grilled cheese, burnt side up is best.
• String Cheese must be eaten in strings, somehow it doesn't taste as good in bites.
• Sophie starts crying after approximately three bites of a grilled cheese sandwich.
• I can do two "hard" Sudoku puzzles while eating a grilled cheese sandwich, a handful of chips, a string cheese and one pickle spear.
• I think Sophie might be ready for solid food because she watches me eat like a Jenny Craig customer at a pie eating contest.
• I'm starting to think the cat likes being squirted with the water bottle because he gets up on the table so much.
• Whoever said that one cookie is a serving clearly did not like cookies.