The first rule of writing is to know your audience. Or maybe not the first rule, but it is certainly one of the important ones. It occurs to me that not everyone is as interested in the poop talk as I seem to be. So to clear the air after my last post, I am posting a cute baby picture. See those beautiful blue eyes and joyful smile. And how adorable is she with her little lovey, which I swear I did not position for the sake of the picture. Just try not to think about the fact that this darling baby is the same one that produced the wandering turd.
Yep, I went there.
Monday, June 23, 2008
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She is darling, and she will produce many more wandering turds in her life. Trust me. I can totally tell she has it in her.
ReplyDeleteShe's so adorable. Simply beautiful. And on the poop thing, I live a large life of poo, myself so I completely get the in-depth coverage. Oooh, that was a nasty visual wasn't it?
ReplyDeleteMady had a perfect turd this morning. Really, it was perfect...size of a baby carrot and it only required one wipe!
ReplyDeleteI love Matthews pizza! Haven't had any since we left the city. I ate 2 the day before our wedding. I think that's why I was so bloated in my dress! Did you check out my John & Sara Plus 7 posting? I thought i might inspire you...
ReplyDeleteOh...and as for the running. Start out slow. I did my first 5k in March and trained by running around the block the night before (seriously). Let me know if you want to run!!!!
ReplyDeleteYes, sometimes it's hard to believe something so foul could come out of something so sweet.
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